‘Don Quixote’ on a motorcycle. A retired elderly gentleman (Emmett Deemus) wants to live the life of an outlaw biker. He’s just bought a funky old ‘57 BMW motorcycle with a sidecar, ‘…and jumped into the wind to protect road pilgrims, fight the man, and make some news’. After picking up a lady who’s car has run out of gas on a deserted country road, he tries to impress her with his ‘outlaw creds’ on the way to a gas station. As if calling his bluff, they’re attacked by a gang of Real Outlaw Bikers — and, with the help of The Lady, The Old Guy wins…probably.

Not in competition